Ted Nugent has positioned himself as the celebrity of choice for hunting. Truth be told, the Nuge couldn't survive five minutes in the wild with Chuck Norris. Old Walker, Texas Ranger would roundhouse kick him in the face before he could whistle the opening to "Cat Scratch Fever." In fact, one website has pointed out a little known fact about Norris's hunting ability:
"Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing."
Read some more about Chuck's incredible abilities here.
